
Next time you park in the Gateway parking garage, take note of the diagonal lines between spaces. Yes, the dividing space between cars is now sponsored by Nationwide Auto Insurance -- so that when you swing that car door open too wide and ding your neighbor, you know exactly whom to call.
Because I never want to be surprised again, I challenge City Weekly blog readers to come up with the best marriage of as-yet-unsponsored-space in Utah and the corporate/business logo we'd be most likely to see there one day. The most creative idea may just win something from the piles of DVDs, books and other goodies in a certain editorial office. (Scott Renshaw)
OK, I'll play:
ReplyDeleteSigfried and Jensen on the back of SouthWest Ambulances. Robery J DeBry can buy ad space on Gold Cross.
The University of Utah Medical Center cardiac unit brought to you by USANA; because if you used our suppliments, maybe you won't be here next time. And, you'll make a buttload of cash to pay your bills.
Utah House Chambers becomes the Overstock.com room (Overstock founder Patrick Byrne has contributed 75% of funds to Parents for Choice in Education).
I think we should start branding the homeless. So the next time they want money, I won't have to come up with some awkward lie. Instead it'll be like "I need to save all my money for... a Quality Tuff Shed!"
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