Loony Toons of Doom

[Web] It's been a while since we've run across a good nutso conspiracy website, but we may have struck gold with AwakeAndArise.org: It's local, it's batshit crazy, and there are even a few points that City Weekly can agree on! Such as ...

"[KNRS 570 talk-show host] Bob Lonsberry ... a vicious, currupt and wicked man, a Shill, a propagandist for the New World Order and part of the Great and Abominable Church of the Devil ..." "Michael Medved, Child of Hell ..." and "fake establishment [Mitt] Romney."

So what do they like at AwakeAndArise.org? Ron Paul ("Next President of the United States"), former LDS Church president Ezra Taft Benson ("beloved and true American Patriot"), K-Talk 630 radio (dozens of pirated MP3s of the conspiracy-nut station's shows), crackpot 9/11 theories (the destruction of the Twin Towers was an "inside job" by our Satanic guv'ment), Diebold debunking (then how we gonna vote Ron Paul in?), and so much more. Hours of time- and brain-cell-killing fun here, for sure. Did I mention that they looove Ron Paul?

But, be clear: "We want to encourage readers to grasp the prophetic warnings and statements we have been given which pertain specifically to our time and what we must do to preserve freedom and cease supporting and being deceived into upholding secret combinations which will prove our own destruction ... This site is not endorsed nor has any affiliation with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints ..."

Hear that sigh of relief from North Temple? (Bill Frost)