Even though the private-school-voucher bill was voted down, and I'm not sending my kids to private school, would I still get money for home-schooling them, if I were home-schooling them, which I'm not?
- We're shooting animals to save them.
- We're spinning donuts on Indian burial grounds to save them.
- When Mrs. Crabtree asks me to pound the erasers, I know what she really means.
- Privatization makes everything better. Just look at Blackwater.
- The next person who wishes me "Happy Holidays" gets it right in the mistletoe.
- (And by "lunatic," of course, I mean me.)
- I'm starting to think that, when conservatives use the word "liberal," they're saying it like it's a bad thing.
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