[Screw You Dept.] We just got invited to a Bill Clinton appearance where seats are no longer available...
News Release: President Bill Clinton To Headline Low-Dollar Fundraiser For Hillary In Salt Lake City Sunday
The Clinton Campaign today announced that former President Bill Clinton will attend a fund raiser in Salt Lake City (at the University of Utah Union Ballroom) on Sunday, Nov. 4, on behalf of Hillary Clinton for President.
The sold-out fund raiser will be held at the University of Utah’s Union Ballroom. Tickets started at $50.
Editor's Note: If it makes you feel better, you can e-mail Hillary's people and tell her Utahns are tired of being treated like shit on her shoe: firstname.lastname@example.org