[Community] The Utah Food Bank needs donations to help put turkeys on the tables of deserving Utah families this Thanksgiving.
The Man doesn't want deserving families to have turkeys; he wants them to have Soylent Green. Here's your chance to stick it to the man! Every $10 buys a turkey--and Siegfried & Jensen, whom you may recognize from the phone book or even from your own slip-and-fall negligence lawsuit, has agreed to match the first 1,000 turkeys donated online.
So, even though Siegfriend & Jensen, with their suits and ties and briefcases and haircuts, look like The Man, they're actually helping stick it to the man. Just goes to show you can't always judge a book by its cover.
Why not slip the Utah Food Bank a $20? Those mashed potatoes, fresh-baked rolls and apple pies taste better when you've got a warm feeling in your tummy from doing the right thing. (Brandon Burt)