[Post-Election 2008] His 23,000-strong (!) campaign may be over, but Superdell Schanze is anything but out in our new "ObamaNation Amerika." He's celebrating his "quickly-deteriorating" liberties by flying around in his S-Trike, the aircraft he "manufactures and sells all over the world ... Too darn fun!" Hope the warranty's better than the one on his Totally Awesome Doorstops some of us still have lying around ...
(Bill Frost)
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Early one Sunday morning some time ago, I was out on my back porch enjoying the quiet when here came Superdell in his little toy, sounding like about a hundred leaf blowers. I knew it was him because it said so on the wing, and he was low enough for me to see his idiotic grin. He circled right over our east-side neighborhood for some time, and when he came over my house and waved, I gave him the single finger salute with both hands. I guess I was lucky he wasn't packing his Glock!
ReplyDeleteI've got a Superdell story or two from back when he was still in his heyday. Insulting native americans in casual conversation, and using $100 bills as toilet paper. Now there's an idea... "The Superdell Tales."
ReplyDeletei wish this guy would drop off of everyone's radar. what an idiot.
ReplyDeleteI miss the his Totally Awesome radio ads from back in the day - classic vignettes of narcissistic ass clownery.
ReplyDeleteI miss it - in the sense that I miss a brain tumor, but I miss it.
This idiot is not the voice of our generation.
ReplyDeleteWow all that hate and lies for the nicest guy on the earth. No I don't use money for toilet paper, no I didn't insult any indians. I actually took the family to one of their houses for family night. It was her way to apologize for the 3 people that made a fuss about nothing. No I don't fly over anyone's house and nobody flips me off when I wave. They smile & wave back with loads of excitement. No Totally Awesome Computers are not doorstops, the lifetime service is still in affect and honored by numerous companies. I do get to fly though while all of you think up hate and negativity about the coolest person on the planet. Wickedness never was happiness. You should all repent and learn how to be happy and have a blast like I do.
ReplyDeleteRe-Lifetime Doorstop: Dan the Rip-off Man will try to sell you an "upgrade" for hundreds of dollars if your old Totally Awesome fizzles, instead of just fixing the damn thing, Super. I did it myself for $50.
ReplyDeleteGood for him, with free service it is a great opportunity to have them instal all upgrades for free. Yes you could just fix it but the idea is to stay up to date. Why are you whinning about them trying to help you? I sure hope he offers upgrades to everyone who comes in for free service. What better time to get those cool TV cards, raid backup hard drives & other things that are tricky to setup properly than when they will do everything for you. Heck of a deal. Try a positive attitude. Life is great.
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