Friday, November 21, 2008

Jason "Cot Guy" Chaffetz

[Media] No, Rep. Chaffetz didn't earn his new nickname by camping out with the Minutemen in southern Texas.

The whole story is here--and reading it made me a Thomas Burr fan. A nice bit of light-journalistic prose--not many news writers can manage such a deftness of tone.

(Brandon Burt)


  1. "Cot guy" is just for openers. Wait until the folks on Capitol Hill find out where Chaffetz stands on the issues. They will be rolling on the floor laughing.

  2. I can't wait until Chaffetz learns that members of Congress don't want to "hear the good news about AmWay/Noni Juice/Whatever".

    Maybe he can find a way to use his car radio to tell him what to do. Watch for him to channel Rush Limbaugh on a daily basis.

  3. 'cot guy' may be his nickname now. 'typical utah psycho' will soon follow.

  4. How is he going to sneak in all of the transvestite prostitutes he wants to ball?


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