[Hit the road, Jack] Barack seems more than ready to begin serving as our 44th president. So why wait until January 20th? Before he fucks anything else up, let's send George W. Bush back to Crawford or the Ninth Circle of Hell or whatever rock he'll crawl under with a hearty MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Nice Job, dude. No really, you done great; now, don't touch anything else, OK?
Why, along with early retirement we'll even give you your presidential pardons ahead of time. Abramoff, Stevens, O.J. ... set 'em all free. Really, just go. The sooner the better. Goodbye. Good riddance. (Ted Scheffler)