[Alt-Sports] The Salt City Derby Girls' all-star Shakers took on the FoCo (Fort Collins, Colo.) Girls Gone Derby's Kung-Fu Donnas Saturday night, exacting a 135-91 victory at the Utah Olympic Oval. The bout was only close in the first quarter; the Shakers dominated the remainder with the reliably superhuman jamming/scoring of NOS and Lady Shatterly.
Meanwhile, the announcers' booth was dominated by reliably superhuman intake of King's Peak Porter and Desert Edge Amber Ale, via the Bayou beer van (kudos to brew runner Cybil Disturbance, taking the Oval's stairs in skates).
FoCo skater names of note: Sequin Destroy, Iona Switchblade and Lulu Ferrigno.
Next SCDG roller derby bout this weekend, Saturday July 19: The Bomber Babes vs. The Death Dealers, a rematch of last year's Championship Bout.
A few photos from from the SCDG/FoCo bout, courtesy Mark Alston: