Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Obligatory American Idol Audition Coverage

Name: Skyler "Wigga Killa" Christensen
Age: 18
Hometown: South Jordan ("SoJo--holla!")
Why she's--sorry, cut & paste--he's here: "I gotta represent my skillz, son! Simon ain't ready for my flow! Also, since High School Musical filming is over, mom says I have to get another job or move out of the house. I was Background Baller #67--it was dope!"
Audition song: "Where the Hood At" by DMX. Or maybe "Proud to Be an American."

(Bill Frost)

1 comment:

  1. Oooh! Slam!! That foo' ain't got no game, SUCKAH!


    Well done, Bill... ;)


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