Where Dem Kittens?

[Locals on Reality TV] It's been over a month since Salt Lake City's Slippery Kittens Burlesque made the first cut on NBC's America's Got Talent. Since then, it's been nothin' but week after week of auditions--we're pretty sure that America's talent (such as it is) has been sufficiently gotten.

Will Miss Lorrie and the ladies finally be back on the TV box tonight? Dunno. David Hasselhoff and his fellow American Idol-knockoff judges might still be in the audition stages. According to NBC, it's "week seven of this hit variety competition series, which features contestants who submitted their auditions online via MySpace." Oh, great.

Maybe an NBC/Universal/SLC convergence is in order: Get the Kittens together with Last Comic Standing's Marcus and Project Runway's Keith Bryce--it'll be a good ol' Vaudeville show, and Bryce can make the costumes! This idea is mine, Hollywood! (Bill Frost)