[WTF Promo Item] When the cylindrical package arrived today, could have been a bomb or a dildo. Turns out it was just a mouthful of High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale.
"Be good to your teeth and they'll be good to you Rock your teeth clean with this exciting toothbrush! Encourage better brushing habits and hear one of your favorite songs while you brush! Turbo-charged with improved sound technology, this cool toothbrush sends sound vibrations streaming from the bristles through your teeth – so you can actually hear music inside your head! Just press the button, wait for the beep and brush away! To increase the volume, simply increase your brushing pressure! If you brush well, you get great sound, and you’ll actually hear 2 full minutes of the song 'Be Good to Me' performed by the wildly popular Ashley Tisdale! "
Yes, the Turbo Tooth Tunes toothbrush plays the hits while you scrub away the plaque or whatever else you picked up at that rainbow party. Says "real D.D.S." Ed McLaren on the back of the box, it "makes you really want to brush for 2 minutes." This is assuming Tisdale's soon-to-be-wildly-popular "Be Good to Me" is at least 3 minutes long and you'll want to spit her out ASAP. And why isn't she smiling? Is that the look of realizing what it's come to? (Bill Frost)