Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Anyone for Hardtack?

[Pioneer Day Prattle] Uh, no thanks. I'd just as soon commemorate July 24 with a cold beer and a pile of illegal Wyoming fireworks. (Holly Mullen)


  1. Where can I gets me some horehound?

  2. Yummy! There's nothing quite as enjoyable as eating taffy that's been pulled, dropped, scraped off and then pulled some more by little kids with boogers wedged under their fingernails.

    Does anybody want to trade homes for a day tomorrow? I live right next to Liberty Park, where you'll be entertained all day long by drunken fools and gangstas. I'd appreciate it if you could prevent people from parking on my porch.

    I love this fucking holiday.

  3. Wyoming: home of REAL beer, REAL fireworks, REAL porn, and gambling! Today I celebrate MY heritage. God bless the Equality State!


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