Unleaded Zeppelin?

[Transportation] With fuel prices soaring, can we expect alternative air-travel forms to do the same? The New York Times thinks dirigibles may be making a comeback. And, as long as they steer clear of tall objects, I for one welcome any kind of air travel that doesn't require Gestapo troops to subject passengers to that horrible shoe-moistening solution and those embarrassing cavity searches.

(Brandon Burt)