- Also, before 2006, pop stars wore underwear, I had more hair, ice cream was free, and my laundry was 40 percent cleaner. Damn Democrats!
- Lost boys, missionaries—tomato, tomahto.
- Mesoamerican postmodernism, crappy Disneyesque fascist futurism--tomato, tomahto.
- If six solid years of irresponsible Republican hegemony wasn't a test of liberalism, then I don't know what is!
- I see your irrational exuberance has made you homeless. Too bad you're not Bear Stearns.