Friday, May 9, 2008

Archie Watch

For those of you who may have been unaware, DAVID FUCKING ARCHULETA IS IN TOWN!!!!

The breathless coverage pours in, including this important story about someone who was once in the general vicinity of the would-be Idol. You know, when The Onion pegs stories to mundane happenings to "area man," they're joking. (Scott Renshaw)


  1. I was at Gateway when it went down. I had no idea, I just wanted to get some damn soap from Bath & Body Works and all of the sudden a rush of teenage girls were screaming and crying all at once. I was so baffled, I could not figure out what the hell was going on. All the sudden a rush of them came my way squealing and checking their cell phones and cameras. Mothers were high pitched screaming with their daughters. I hope one day, I too, can do a mall tour.


  2. Now on Fox 13, WORLD IN TEN SECONDS!!!

    Several thousand dead in Myanmar. Aid workers barred from entering country. More people expected to die by the hour.

    Eighteen American soldiers killed in Iraq during routine traffic inspection.

    Thousands dead in China earthquake.

    Fierce fighting in Lebannon.

    But enough of that! Back to Fox 13 and forty five solid minutes (minus 30 for commercials) of David Archuletta!

  3. I, too, thought the Archuleta coverage was ridiculous.
    But so is the sophmoric use of the F-word. I thought that went out with the '60's "let's air brush 'fuck' into a photo and see if our journalism counselor catches us!" mentality of student newspapers . . . and the so-called "free speech" arguments that followed.

  4. Hey, anonymous. What the fuck are you on about?


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