[Emily Littella Moment] What's this I hear about Sandy Pride Day? I think it's nice that our neighbors down south are getting a jump on the gay festivities a whole month early! And it's about time, too!
Of course, Sandy pride is about pride in the bland sameness that is Sandy, not about queer diversity. But still! Wouldn't it be fun to show up and plant trees carrying rainbow flags?
Imagine the raised eyebrows that would cause! If anybody does this, please send photos.
(Tip o' the hat to Trib commenter stiny_bring_me_a_danish, who wrote: "I don't have a problem with people who choose to live in Sandy, I just don't want them pushing their lifestyle on me or my children or thinking they deserve special treatment.")