- As a man, I feel I can speak for women when I say whom the little darlings should vote for.
- "If not Georgia, where? If not for flimsy reasons, why?"
- I call for a return to the days when teenagers never drank alcohol.
- Of course, the really spooky part will be when Russia signs a non-aggression treaty with itself!
- Damn you toll-road-loving commies!
- Ooh, my sarcasm is just devastating. Take that, Obama-lovers!