Friday Letters Round-Up

• I like my intercourse the way I like my Swedish cinema: grim, laborious and dimly lit.


• Also, the Jersey Turnpike would be smoother if somebody would just dig up the bumps and put them into the potholes.


• The only thing I can't figure out is why all the other NRA members keep telling me to pipe down.


• This next one is a little something I like to call "Confuse the Message Board."


• After all, whom does the public trust and respect more than a member of the newsmedia?


• There are still some governments that lock up more people than ours does--how can we let some pipsqueak like Mugabe outdo us? USA #1!!!

(Brandon Burt)