Friday Letters Round-Up

• Also, earthquakes and tornados aren't as much fun as the media wants you to believe.
• Jesus hates U.S. currency.
• It’s Becker's fault we Republicans have our heads up our own asses—he should have pulled harder.
• If we're all descended from a single amoeba, why is it so hard to accept that American Indians are descended from Jews?
• I can't imagine why nobody listens to George W. Bush anymore.
• On the other hand, Voldemort is pro-voucher.
• Hey! Who are you callin' a cookie? You're the cookie, you fruitcake!
• BVH? You're soaking in it! Relax, it's mild!
• What? You mean this is the kind of reaction that makes the Nobel committee giggle uncontrollably? D'oh!

(Brandon Burt)