Big Love, Small Hands

[Sightings] Main Street one recent lunchtime: Numerous pedestrians stopped to ponder the ankle-length, high collar purple dress and piled-high blonde hair of a lady undoubtedly belonging to the alternative lifestyle--or so Big Love and Salt Lake Tribune's Brooke Adams would have us believe--of polygamy. She was accompanied by an older woman in a long blue dress, a little boy and two men who looked distinctly rural in their dungerees and plain shirts. The younger woman went up to her husband and, in the most genteel of gestures, lightly cupped the inside of his left buttock. The foursome paused before entering one of our best known local eateries to snap some pictures. "You've got to make memories along the way," said grandma. (Stephen Dark)