[Locals on Unreality TV] Murray's own American Idol runner-up David Archuleta has filmed his first acting gig! For a February 2009 episode of Nickelodeon's iCarly! No, I've never heard of it, either! Squeal!
"You do need a good memory for the dialogue, and I'll have to work on that, but it would be fun to continue acting," Archie told Us--not us; it's like a real magazine. "With iCarly, I also got to hang out with kids my own age for a change, and that was a real bonus."
Instead of those creaky 20-somethings on the American Idol tour? Or the creepy old producers who "crafted" this gawdawful paean to teen like/lust? You're better off on Nick, DA. Seriously. We're lookin' out for you here.