I have a dream that one day beauty-pageant contestants will not be judged by the skimpiness of their bikinis, but by the content of their one-piece bathing suits.
- The market has spoken—it wants you to buy another $120 math book.
- Give me incandescent light bulbs or give me death!
- Also, abandoning silly government services like Medicaid and Social Security helps the poor, because they feel so much more self-sufficient working for us until they drop dead.
- Celebrity? Hah! She can't hold a candle to Kelly Pickler.
- I like to go downtown with a bag of Wonder bread ... the homeless really seem to appreciate it!
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