Tuesday, February 19, 2008

"Buttars, Elevated"

[ButtarsWatch] According to a Trib story, Chris Buttars has a box of T-shirts in his office bearing the slogan "We Support Chris Buttars," intended for distribution to his buddies at a Wednesday rally. This whole "hate lynch mob" thing has really gotten him down, as lynch mobs are wont to do, so, as a little pick-me-up, he's organizing a rally for himself.

It's a great idea, though; couldn't we all use a rally every now and then? It's kind of like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or sending flowers to yourself at work.

Still, how can it be that Buttars doesn't know what a lynch mob really
is
? Phone calls? E-mails? People calling him names? Please. What a sensitive, delicate little flower he is. Trouble is, he can dish out the hate, but he can't take it. Poor blossom.

Which brings us to tomorrow's rally. I wonder if "the gays" will be there to help Buttars with his little celebration of himself? It would be only fair; he always manages to make us
feel included in his psycho legislation.

There's something a bit unimaginative about his slogan, though. "We support Chris Buttars." It has all the pizazz and zing of an insurance policy. A boring insurance policy. Without even trying, you could come up with dozens of unimaginative slogans like that: "Buttars? Yes, Buttars!" or "Buttars. Now more than ever." How many can you
come up with?

That man says he's a champion for morals--but, oh, what a twisted conception he has of morality. (Brandon Burt)

8 comments:

  1. Here's one: "UP with BUTTARS!"

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  2. "Buttars, making white bread better since 1942."

    "Don't call it a comeback, Buttars been here fo' years."

    "Buttars and cheddar is better."

    "Buttars, spreading H8 in '08"

    "Buttars me up!"

    "Butt out. It's Buttars time."

    "Buttars bawls? I think not!"

    "B-U-T-T-A-R-S, comin' back from this black mess!"

    "Buttars. Gay about our future."

    "Buttarse. Now with an 'e' because two asses are better than one!"

    "Buttars believe it"



    --all I have time for right now ;-)

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  3. Gosh, it's not too catchy, and it's kind of long but how about:

    I'm not gay, but I'd like to fuck Buttars in the Ass.

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  4. hey there you free speech phony, yeah right...YOU!!!and pull your pants up!!

    you are a hypocrite liar who publicly preaches free speech (except when it is something with which you disagree)but who really hates open discourse.

    let's see how stupid you people really are: (rules of the truly stupid souless morons):

    1. anyone who might say, "hey, you have a black mark on your {record}{shirt} {soul}" is a racist devil to be destroyed.
    If i say "that black mark on your record is one ugly baby" I should have my gonads removed by a team of man hating lesbian trasgendered half elf midgets with a speech impediment.

    Pay attention to which media outlets are pumping up this story. These are the enemies of free speech.

    2. Only black people can use the word "lynched", even if they live in Lynchberg, Tenn. or Lynchberg, Va. And they should be fired if they aren't black. All whites who are named Lynch must be sent to a concentration camp run by .... you get the idea.

    3. If i say "white lie" I am a racist who must be destroyed, unless I am a homo, woman, oriental, indio, or....anything besides a white male.

    This reminds me of the lynching of Don Imus. And that was concocted to discipline the talk show host roster to not speak ill of Hillary.

    Seems this current operation is designed to derail buttars efforts (may god bless him) to stop the deviant marriage registry in slc.

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  5. "Seems this current operation is designed to derail buttars efforts (may god bless him) to stop the deviant marriage registry in slc."

    hey, anonymous........don't you know that there ain't no god to bless buttars with?

    none the less, I pray to your god that you are eventually blessed with several gay children, and maybe even a brain tumor. i also pray that ruzickas head falls off and that buttars is one day caught in the mens bathroom, hitting up some dude in the next stall, just like sen. craig. it's only a matter of time for that toothless dick sucker. out with the dentures, buttars, and in with the big black cock you so desperately want!

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  6. Those who get their information from places other than a blog page or the media, know that what was said was taken out of context, and repeatedly lied about.It is too bad that so many peoples time has been wasted defending Senator Buttars "Hateful and racist comments" to the unhateful (such as "numbnuts" a prime example of someone who has no hate. If only the world was filled with people as loving.)

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  7. erika, numbnuts is only here for entertainment - his own. still, numbnuts thinks that buttars is a white-trash piece of shit, and did long before the black baby comment. numbnuts also thinks that buttars' comment was taken out of context, but numbnuts doesn't care. numbnuts likes to watch buttars' ugly old face as buttars squirms. numbnuts really does believe that buttars is gay, and believes that this is the source of his hateful policies. numbnuts thinks buttars is too weak to face his own life, so he makes others as miserable as he is. numbnuts thinks that buttars would love nothing more than to suck a big, black schlong. numbnuts agrees with you and wishes that there were more people on this earth like numbnuts. numbnuts knows you were attempting sarcasm, but thanks you for saying so, anyway. numbnuts wishes you a nice day.

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