Friday Letters Round-Up

• If it ain't got seagulls, it ain't Utah's Capitol!
  

• Sincerely, Dave Clark's mom.
  

• The Word of Wisdom makes more sense all the time—especially with the addition of "... except under the direct supervision of a medical professional."
  

• It's the secular humanists' fault W. is an idiot fratboy bent on destroying the nation!
  

• Since it's too hard to write a letter during the dead week between Christmas and New Year's, perhaps you would enjoy this metaletter instead.
  

• "Tolerance" is just a PC buzzword dreamed up by homosexuals who want to threaten my marriage. Oh, wait--now it's not.

(Brandon Burt)