Friday Letters Round-Up

• You know, Leavitt is a lot like Plato--if you disregard all that ancient Greek stuff about the value of rational thought.

• Hahahahahahahahaha! This joke never gets old.

• I just made this one up. Get it? Get it?

• As long as we don't say the A-word, I'm sure nobody will know what we're really up to ...

• Now let's see ... it's got to be on this ballot somewhere. "Hey ... hey, you--which button do I press if I want to vote against Socialism?"

• I am getting sick and tired of all these trees around here. Can't they put in a road or a nice Top Stop or something? Yeah, I'll "wildlife" you, you thieving squirrel!

(Brandon Burt)