[Republican Family Values] For those who worry that everybody in Utah County has become a neocon bent on spending up the hugest deficit in U.S. history, it's good to know that the key value of thriftiness is still espoused by some people in Orem.
Yep, you read right: That was $20 for a blowjob.
Somebody needs to have a talk with those girls--if not to keep them indoors where they obviously need to be kept, at least to teach them the value of a dollar. (Hint, girls: The value of a dollar is falling like a rock. Start your negotiations out at $200 and haggle from there.) Where is the union rep?