Monday, January 26, 2009

Rock of Love Bus: Party Time!

[Locals on Reality TV] Salt Laker Kelsey survived another cut on Bret Michaels' Rock of Love Bus this weekend, even though she was on the losing team in a stage tear-down challenge (no, VH1 isn't even trying to come up with new material anymore). Kel got a special cell call from Bret himself to come rock VIP style onstage and at the after party, while her fellow losers were stuck up in the cheap seats (which are still pretty good, since the Bret Michaels Band ain't exactly playing stadiums).

Here's Kelsey explaining that AARP member Bret had to skip the after party because he was too pooped after rocking onstage for a whole hour. Naturally, drama ensues ...


(Bill Frost)

8 comments:

  1. What a bunch of stupid bimbos! The only way you could make watching this crap even vaguely worthwhile would be to bring in some farm animals, a Russian film crew and a torture chamber.

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  2. Hayduke: What set you off??? I think they already have a farm animal in the starring role...

    I think it's only fair to an age progression photo simulation on the stable too. That would be reality TV.

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  3. Well, all it took to set me off was to watch the video Bill provided. Shouldn't that be enough?

    I like your age progression photo idea - like that a lot.

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  4. Yea, it can rub you... the wrong way, yet to each their own.

    You can't help to feel slided, when romance and play between couples, is portrayed as a contest... I feel, they may as well put a for sale sign at discount prices on themselves... It's underminding pretty women who give it their best shot...

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  5. That's true, but if this is the best that these "pretty women" have to offer, I don't know what to say. I mean, if you go out for a show like this to be portrayed as a cheap piece of generic meat, that's exactly what I'll see you as and that's probably what you are. I seriously doubt that a woman worth marrying, or whatever, would consider doing something like this in the first place. I would hope that a moronic show like this would be beneath that woman; I know my own wife would spit at the idea.

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  6. I feel the same way. Guess it gets down to what you need in this world.. a job??? (of some sort) or mixing pleasure with a little effort, so the right to spit at the TV is hers... :-) I just just shock my head and muttered a few fffffuuunnnky words.

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  7. correction: shook (guess it bugged me too). A woman likes to look sexy, yet this stigma???

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  8. Bret is a joke ,whats up with his trout pout lips in pictures? does he really think that makes him look cute or WTF? he needs to retire if he really wants love. problem is he is too full of himself and will never stop touring he's addicted to fame. Id be banging my days away if I were him and stop complaining and pretending he is looking for love. he just wants exposure on VH1...smart

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