The Return of Friday Letters Round-up

• Take that, you liberal Hollywood pronouns!

• Even less well-known than Lincoln's super-secret party affiliation was his devotion to trickle-down economic policies.

• Now that Facebook protects me against evil breasts, perhaps it can figure out how to protect me from "You've Just Been Touched by a Zombie" requests.

• Granny Walton did just fine without sporting fancy piercings and tattoos.

• ... in other words, I think Barack Obama will be just like George W. Bush.

• I'm hammocking my way to a sound economy!

• Also, we had no shoes for the uphill walk both to and from school.
  

(Brandon Burt)