Friday Letters Round-Up (Special Morbo Edition)

• Hey, I just thought of a joke: If global warming is such a problem, why is it snowing outside? Take that, Al Gore lovers!

• You puny Earthlings are too weak to affect the climate! Also, Morbo just thought of a joke involving global warming, snow and Al Gore.

• Bigotry is OK as long as you send a few bucks to some Ethiopian kid.

• Morbo finds your* dislike of George W. Bush to be ... disturbing. (*Along with that of 98 percent of the other puny Earthlings.)

• Morbo finds these young Earthlings' unbridled optimism to be ... disturbing.

(Brandon Burt)