The June 5-11 poll: This week, John Saltas' Private Eye column hit upon the topic (among others, as usual) of LDS baptism for the dead. Would you like the LDS Church to give you or your loved ones a proxy baptism after you/they have assumed room temperature? Click here and choose between:
- Yes, I want all of my afterlife bases covered.
- No, set me adrift in purgatory. Or Provo.
- Maybe, do I get a free T-shirt? That's a dealbreaker.
- Sorry, I am immortal ... and there can be only one!