Friday, March 28, 2008

Christiansen: "You should see his baton!"

[Misheard in the News] What's this I hear about Mark Wahlberg becoming the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's new music director?

What? Mack who?

Oh.

Never mind.

(Brandon Burt)
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 28, 2008 at 2:18 PM

    Alas, `Boogie Nights` in the Tabernacle? The sad fact is John Holmes` member only measured 9 inches at autopsy.

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  2. Indigenous XicanoMarch 30, 2008 at 11:37 PM

    But that was before rigor mortis set in.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 8:28 AM

    I imagine the auditions for the new music director probably went something like that SNL sketch with a strippin' Chris Farley.

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