Friday Letters Round-Up

• When you attack my lawn decorations, you're attacking America!

• The Osmonds are like a beautiful cherry on the cake that is the GOP's bizarre derailment.

• My name is Jerry Borrowman and I endorse Orrin Hatch.

• Bing Crosby is a godless liberal plot. And "White Christmas" was written by a Jew! And "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is blasphemy. Blasphemy, I say!

• If you can't trust a sixth-generation Mormon to tell you the truth about the LDS Church, who can you trust?

• Maybe they should do it with their eyes closed. You know, honey, the way we always do.

(Brandon Burt)