Tuesday, December 4, 2007

One Hockey Mullet to Go!

[Yet More Smut Watch] According to this alleged news story, a salon franchise known as Sport Clips has been confused on more than one occasion locally with Bikini Cuts. Seriously.

For those of you who are as severly brain-dead as those few concerned housewives, here's the difference: Bikini Cuts has stylists who cut your hair while wearing bikinis; at Sport Clips, they wear referee shirts and sweats, but may or may not specialize in giving you the atrocious haircuts of your favorite sports stars--"gimme a Gretzky!"

Why the confusion? Morally Outraged Pinheads are complete fucking morons would be the easy answer, but ... no, let's go with that. (Bill Frost)

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