Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Oh God...


[Random] According to the website www.youvebeenleftbehind.com, there is still hope for your family and friends who have refused our Lord and Savior. For a $40 annual subscription (which will decrease over time with the more people you wish to contact), you can store digital documents, like emails and letters, that will be sent to loved ones who have yet to heed the good news of the Gospel. These touching messages will be automatically emailed to the lost soul of your choice once your spirit has been commissioned back to Jebus in the Rapture.

Just one problem...

Don't these people realize that the Mormons are right and that there is no such thing as the Rapture? tsk tsk tsk...
(David Alder)

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Holy C.O.D.!

[Thursday Quiz] Each answer is the name of a religious leader. You are given a brief description and the cause of his or her death.
  1. Founded Christianity; crucifixion. [Answer]
  2. First Latter-day Saint prophet; gunshot wounds. [Answer]
  3. Sci-fi author; stroke. [Answer]
  4. Translated the Bible into German; heart attack. [Answer]
  5. Thelemic author of The Book of the Law; respiratory infection [Answer]
  6. Barely became the first Christian Roman emperor; prolonged illness. [Answer]
  7. Christian Science founder; pneumonia. [Answer]
  8. Bisexual founder of Wicca; lung cancer. [Answer]
  9. Indian prince who achieved Nirvana; mushroom poisoning [Answer]
  10. Islamic prophet; head pains [Answer]
  11. Jewish prophet; died in Jordan on Mt. Nebo [Answer]
  12. First Mormon Utah governor; cholera [Answer]
(Brandon Burt)

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Friday, October 19, 2007

God Hates Fags ... NOT!

[Film] We know that the typical City Weekly reader is all about the biblical literalism, but for those few of you willing to open your thinking, take heed. The Sundance 2007 documentary For the Bible Tells Me So -- which allows theologians to explore traditionally anti-gay Scripture verses with a less homophobe-y slant--opens locally today (Friday) at the Tower Theatre. And following the 7 p.m. screening, panelists including First Unitarian Church minister Tom Goldsmith and Holladay United Church pastor Erin Gilmore will explore the issues raised. The Rev. Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church will not be participating, as he is very busy somewhere waving picket signs in the faces of slain soldiers' grieving parents. (Scott Renshaw)