[Random] According to the website www.youvebeenleftbehind.com, there is still hope for your family and friends who have refused our Lord and Savior. For a $40 annual subscription (which will decrease over time with the more people you wish to contact), you can store digital documents, like emails and letters, that will be sent to loved ones who have yet to heed the good news of the Gospel. These touching messages will be automatically emailed to the lost soul of your choice once your spirit has been commissioned back to Jebus in the Rapture.
Just one problem...
Don't these people realize that the Mormons are right and that there is no such thing as the Rapture? tsk tsk tsk... (David Alder)
