Showing posts with label SexyBack. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SexyBack. Show all posts

Friday, September 5, 2008

In Touch With You!

[Media-ish] Our favorite faux-weekly, the ever-sexy In Utah This Week from local mom-and-pop print shop MediaOne, is asking what you like and dislike about their product. Actually, they're not asking their target readers--who, according to In's advertising index, are all 18-34s who make $150,000 a year while still attending college and buy BMWs on a whim.

Since those folks are far too busy with their local supermodel and/or pro snowboarder careers, In sent a survey out to "influential" people in local entertainment and business. No, City Weekly wasn't on the list, but one was forwarded to us--and now we're bringing it to you. Why should you be excluded from having an opinion about a publication read by dozens of local heiresses and Hot Topic models?

Just answer the following inquiries, copy-paste and e-mail to jshoemaker@mediaoneutah.com. We've included a few of our own answers; feel free to write over 'em:

IN is now in its third year. What are your general thoughts?
About In or the carbon footprint of three years of wasted trees?

What do you like most about IN?
It doesn't make my brain hurt from too much "thinking."

What don’t you like about IN?
Not enough articles about kitties.

Complete this sentence… I would either start advertising with IN or increase my advertising presence with IN if they…
Lowballed prices to the point that other local publications without the backing of a multi-million-dollar corporation couldn't match them. Or threw in some kitties.

In your own words how would you rate these features? Which is the best? Which do you not care for?
* Sexy in SLC: It's like jury duty for friends of the staff, right?
* Scene in SLC: Slightly better than reading a resume.
* Scene Team Photo Page: Slightly worse than going to The Hotel.
* Club Grid: Lists almost a quarter of the clubs in Salt Lake--and most are still open.
* Sarah Nielson’s “That’s What She Said”: Clever title, never heard that one before.
* Restaurant Guide: See "Club Grid."
* Bar Guide: See "Restaurant Guide."
* We Ate It: It's so edgy I have to look away.
* Coffee Break: Random questions to random people? Genius!
* Classifieds: Do the Salt Lake Tribune and the Deseret News know you've reprinted their Classifieds?

What coverage would you like to see that you don’t currently see?
You're neglecting the 3-12 demographic; more woobie coverage, please. And more repurposed articles from the Tribune would be great, too.

Even though the comparison can sometimes be unavoidable because they are both weekly newspapers, how would you describe IN’s difference from City Weekly?
I don't feel the need to commit to In beyond 2009; it's quite freeing. Not like the separation pain of losing the Afternoon Buzz.

Where else do you use your marketing dollars?
Flush them down a solid-gold toilet, due to my immense disposable income.

As far as distribution goes, do you find IN is available to you at the places you frequent? Where do you think IN should be that we’re not?
It's usually conveniently stacked on top of City Weekly racks, with plenty of previous weeks' In issues lying around untouched.

IN has a opt-in texting program, are you familiar with this type of marketing and do you think it’s of interest?
As long as I get instant info about kitties and woobies, sign me up!

IN has thought about doing a glossy cover. Do you think you would find more value in advertising with IN if it had more of a magazine, high-end look?
Like wrapping a turd in gold foil? Sold!

Remember: Answer, copy-paste and e-mail to jshoemaker@mediaoneutah.com.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Sexy Time With KSL

[TV] By now, you've heard of/actively ignored NBC's Lipstick Jungle, a new Thursday-night knockoff of Sex and the City about three powerful Manhattan career women who still find time to cry, yell at their kids and knock back a few martinis with each other while whining about men.

One of the women, Nico (a magazine editor; the other two work in film and fashion--are there any other jobs in Manhattan?), is having an adulterous affair with a hot young stud, so we're treated about one PG-rated sexcapade per week. Last night, Lipstick Jungle's final scene was a nice overhead of naked Nico getting boned by said naked stud, leading right into KSL News at 10.

Are Bruce and Nadine aware of their steamy lead-in? Is anyone at KSL even paying attention? Why exactly are they still not carrying NBC's Saturday Night Live? Most importantly, why was I watching Lipstick Jungle? (Bill Frost)

Friday, December 21, 2007

Puttin' the X in Xmas

[Deadlines & Deadbeats] So we've been slacking on the blog this week--are you going to tell us that you've actually been productive around your office? Didn't think so.

We City Weekly folk are far too busy eating, drinking and slapping together two issues around ridiculous deadlines, so this the last you're going to get from us today. Merry Xmas, everybody!

So much for the sentiment below, huh? (Bill Frost)