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[Global Conspiracy] According to WorldNetDaily.com, Utah's own's Sen. Bob Bennett is one of the masterminds behind a seven-year plan to create a Transatlantic Common Market between the U.S. and Europe--and it wouldn't require congressional approval!

"The plan--currently being implemented by the Bush administration with the formation of the Transatlantic Economic Council in April 2007--appears to be following a plan written in 1939 by a world-government advocate who sought to create a Transatlantic Union as an international governing body," says WND. "An economist from the World Bank has argued in print that the formation of the Transatlantic Common Market is designed to follow the blueprint of Jean Monnet, a key intellectual architect of the European Union, recognizing that economic integration must inevitably lead to political integration."

In simpler terms, "One World Guv'ment!" To which Sen. Bennett reportedly replied, "Exxxcellent." (Bill Frost)

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[U.S. in Peril] According to some guy who wrote a book, the North American Union (the United States, Mexico and Canada merged into a single nation Euro-style) is but a few years away. Apart from the obvious upside of gaining access to Canada's natural resources of water, oil and beer, what's the big deal? It's the slippery slope to ... a New World Order!

"Everything is in place," says author Daniel Estulin, a former Canuck. "Europe is now one country, one currency and one constitution. North America is about to become one. The African Union has had its working model going for over a decade. Asia is openly discussing the near-future Asian Union, being sold to us as an economic inevitability beneficial to all its citizens."

If this still sounds good (or at least convenient) to you flaming liberals, know this: Your local neighborhood skate/snowboard shop is agin it! Seems like an odd fit, but Salty Peaks Skate & Snowboard Shop is actively advertising StopTheNorthAmericanUnion.com, a website created by another hyper-motivated author to, well, stop the North American Union.

Snowboarders and skate rats united against the evil tyranny of The Man? Wasn't that Hot Dog: The Movie? Everything turned out fine there. (Bill Frost)