Ryan Seacrest Wants to Meet Your Mom

[Reality Hell] Just when you thought Reality TV production (excluding MTV) couldn't sink any lower, here comes Momma's Boys--from NBC and Ryan Seacrest! And they're casting in Salt Lake City! The Very Important Message from NBC casting, who are only looking for "good-looking, fun guys," so all you homely, dull dudes can just move along to The Biggest Loser:

"I was told this was THE magazine of Salt Lake City by our NBC affiliate in town. We will be in town from October 1st to October 6th. We will be hold casting events at the following locations:

Thursday, October 2nd:
9:30 am- 10:30 am - Curves - 2142 S. Highland dr. Salt Lake City

9pm - 11pm - Studio 600 - 26 E. 600 S. Salt Lake City

10pm - 12pm - Green Street - 602 E 500 South Salt Lake City

12am - 1:30pm - SkyBar - 161 W 600 S Salt Lake City

Saturday, October 4th
10pm - 12am - Huka Bar - 151 E 6100 S Salt Lake City"

In case you'd like to know exactly what you're auditioning for (an afterthought for most reality-TV hopefuls), read these:

THE magazine? KSL 5 knows we exist? (Bill Frost)

Things Are About To Get Real

[TV] MTV's The Real World will be holding an open casting call in Salt Lake City on Saturday, Feb. 9

This is good news if you're extremely homophobic, have a "bit of drinking problem," but "you're fine!", are sexually ambiguous, have daddy issues, love to party, have a girlfriend/boyfriend who you will most likely cheat on, and generally just have a whole lot of crazy waiting to be untapped.

“We look for characters from real life; people with strong personalities who are unafraid to speak their minds," says Real World executive producer Jonathan Murray.

In other words, people like this:



If you liked that clip, you might also enjoy Soup host Joel McHale's stand-up act. He'll be appearing at Wiseguys Comedy Cafe in Ogden, also on Feb. 9.

(Jamie Gadette)