Showing posts with label Britain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britain. Show all posts

Thursday, July 17, 2008

More Evidence That Life Is Nicer in Britain

[Politics] While we're at each others' throats fighting over issues such as whether or not political prisoners should be tortured (as long as we feel really, really scared), or why we should continue to deny equal protection to gays and lesbians (since loudmouthed Christians can't help but spend hours obsessing over the mechanics of sex), our friends across the pond are dealing with pubs that don't fill beer glasses all the way to the top.

It's real beer, too! I say, fill those glasses, gentlemen! (Brandon Burt)

Monday, November 5, 2007

Whatever Happened To Just L-I-V-I-N?

[National Panic] First Chinese toys, now British holidays?! Today's risk-averse officials are getting out of control!! It's good to be cautious, no doubt, but like overbearing yuppie parents keeping animals, food and "dangerous" playgrounds out of their kids' reach it seems everyone (including government officials) is erring on the side of paranoia. This does not bode well for the world. Seriously. Didn't anyone see Safe?



(Jamie Gadette)

Friday, November 2, 2007

The Likely Lads

[International Affairs] So who knew Utah Jazz' back-up play-by-play announcer Steve Brown was a Brit? If you fancy a cuppa (Brit slang for a cup of tea), run into the renamed Union Jack (formerly British Pantry) and say hello to the TV sports celeb turned Anglo businessman.

He and a partner, fellow Lancashire lad Wayne Scholes took it over just three weeks after the previous owner, Brown says, was evicted for not paying his rent. Brown reports sales of cricket bats (to an executive VP at NBC no less) and rugby balls are going well, and adds the English food and sweet goodies will be in plentiful supply when their Christmas orders arrive.

The Union Jack can be found at 652 S. West Temple. You can't miss it for the double decker bus that's painted on the side and the rather tatty-looking flags jutting out of the sidewalk verge.

But regardless of the outside decor, it's nice to see that there's someone in SLC who understands the value of a cuppa, as opposed to those dreadful calorie-stuffed flavored coffees you Americans love to drink. (Stephen Dark)

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Desperate Anglo Seeks Plans for Nov. 5

[Brit Tradition] If you don't know, it's Bonfire Night aka Guy Fawkes night in the U.K, former colonies and wherever groups of alcohol-friendly Englishmen gather. This is when we Brits celebrate the foiling of the Gunpowder plot, when young Guy F. and a group of like-minded Catholics tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament. This celebration involves screaming "Penny for a guy" in the street next to a rag-tag doll sitting in someone's discarded pram. Money thus raised is then expended on fireworks. In the evening of the 5th, we have a bonfire on top of which sits poor Guy. And you cook potatoes in his metaphorical ashes. So ... any Brits out there with plans to do any of the above? I want to show my Anglo-American-Argentine kids a little of their father's tragic past. (Stephen Dark)