Some Cat!

[Signs, Signs] Great lost pet sign, seen this past weekend on telephone poles, bridges and trees all the way up and down Salt Lake City's Emigration Canyon:

Lost Cat
White Fur
Long Legs
Runs FAST

(Holly Mullen)

Puzzling Evidence

[News] This AP item leaves me with more questions:

• Are frozen cats considered weapons?
• If so, then in what sense is a frozen cat "automatic"?
• Is it illegal to freeze cats in Sacramento, if they're already dead when you freeze them?
• Even if you can show the cats died of natural causes?
  
• What the hell is wrong with that guy?
  

(Brandon Burt)