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Friday, January 18, 2008

Ron Paul Takes Dixie!

[Election 2008] Assuming Mitt Romney will be Utah's Republican presidential candidate of choice is a given right up there with knowing alco-pops are destined for State Liquor Stores and that Gold's Gym is a hotbed of steaming, sweaty smut ... but wait!

A straw poll held by St. George's Dixie Republican Forum on Tuesday elected ... Ron Paul! The results, as determined by citizens who live in the middle of a strip mall surrounded by golf courses (or vice-versa, depending on the part of town): Ron Paul: 28. Mitt Romney: 18. Alan Keyes: 7 (!). Fred Thompson: 5. John McCain: 5. Mike Huckabee: 2. Rudy Giuliani: 1. Tom Tancredo: 1.

That's right--Alan Keyes placed third, but probably only because Bo Gritz isn't in the running. (Bill Frost)