My Vagina Vote

[Hillary-Schmillary] Gotta hand it to John McCain and all of his handsomely paid GOP consultants. It's like they read my vagina's mind!

This Sarah Palin has it all--anti-abortion, pro-gun, squeaky voice, a whopping 20 months as governor of America's Last Frontier. Uh, no, she doesn't quite match Hillary Clinton's lifelong feminist credentials, and eight years as First Lady and moving along in her second term as U.S. senator from New York. But what do we know? One estrogen-propelled candidate is as good as the next to us female voters.

According to the U.S. Census, there are an estimated 116 million women over the age of 18 in this country. And we all think alike. I know the only thing I care about when I touch that voting screen is what kind of indoor plumbing the candidate has. (Holly Mullen)

Let The Daily Show's Samantha Bee tell it: