God Bless Them Utah County Women

[Busted] I tell you Utah county women will never stop smiling--there's something reassuring in that ... and disturbing as well.

While it's pretty apparent that Lacey Plaisted, wife of BYU basketball center Trent Plaisted, who was picked up last weekend in Springville for DUI was just loopy from pain meds--you still gotta admit she's looking pretty damn peppy for a mugshot. (Eric S. Peterson)

U R 2 Cool 2 B 4 Gotten

[Celebrity Perps] It's always fun when other people get busted for doing things that you probably pulled (hopefully) in high school. It's especially satisfying when the perp is a celebrity, which is why we've all seen Lindsey Lohan's dazed-and-confused mugshot taken shortly after her infamous DUI. But for those of us who could now give two shits about the one-time Mean Girl, The Smoking Gun has an impressive collection of arresting images including a chicken-poxed James Frey, pre-bail Amy Fisher, and ... Yanni? My favorites are the petty criminals who just couldn't wipe that smug/stoned/drunk/stupid smile off their faces long enough to at least feign remorse (see above). (Jamie Gadette)