[Radio] What has become of cat-lovin' X96 afternoon DJ Artie Fufkin? It's as if he dropped off the face of the earth; listening to the hits of '90s bands who've similarly evaporated just ain't the same without that soothing voice honed by years of a Mountain-Dew-and-fiberglass-insulation diet. Pick your favorite Artie theory:- He's shuffled off to Idaho, as speculated in Friday's Deseret News.
- He's undergoing experimental surgery to finally become a kitty.
- He's joined the touring company of Flintstones: The Musical.
- He finally snapped after the 5,934th spin of Bush's "Glycerin" and left to assassinate Gavin Rossdale.
Have a better one? Let's hear it ... (Bill Frost)
