Friday Letters Round-Up

• Gays aren’t human. In other news, our glorious leader has just invaded Poland.
  
  
• Every time a right-wing bigot’s forehead vein bursts after hearing the words “Press 1 for English,” an angel gets its wings.
  
  
• Putting profits before people is not a very Brady thing to do.
  
  
• I chuckle at sex-ed. Chuckle, I say!
  
  
• Whether or not the U.S. should adopt Nazi tactics has now become a topic for debate.
  
  
• Don’t judge a man until you’ve walked a mile in his ruby-red stiletto pumps.
  
  
• You and your liberal cartoonists will never convince me Reaganomics doesn’t work. Never!
  
  
• It’s all Bill Clinton’s fault.
  
  
• I think they should make Bratz dolls for boys.
  
  
• Miners won’t be truly safe until we put them out of work.
  
  
• Spending $300 on a textbook: It’s for your own good.
  
  
• If you ignore all the casualties, the war’s really been quite a success.
  
  
• Global warming? Immigration? It’s all the abortionists’ fault.
  

(Brandon Burt)