Tits For Tats

LETTERS City Weekly received this missive from concerned reader "Homer Fudpucker" last week. Food for thought, indeed:

Hey, I just get so fucking tired of seeing your "Nice Tats" inserts in the CW, showing stupid pix of idiots defacing their bods. How about showing some NICE TITS instead (without affixed Tats, of course) for us red-blooded males? Naw, shit, I guess you can't legally compete with rags like Playboy, can you? "Big Bro" would be hot after your bad ass! Oh well, I'll still continue to read your sorry-ass rag, even though it's 99 percent crapola! Cheers, Beers and Ho's! Sincerely, Homer Fudpucker

And here's this week's Nice Tat, Homer:

"I am a crazy cat person (not crazy cat 'lady'—that's different!). I got this 11 years ago from Teresa at Southern Thunder. She is out of town now, so I had Vic Back of Good Times touch it up last summer. Meow!" —Portia Early, X96 DJ