Your New Favorite Band

[Music-ish] While the Morally Outraged Pinheads are going nuts over regular-size rubber penises in Sugar House, look what's flopping around at Monk's downtown:

That's SLC's Heathen Ass Worship. Start your protest group now; they'd love the publicity. (Bill Frost)

What Matters

[Opinion] Wow. This letter to the editor nails it. Peace on Earth y'all. (Holly Mullen)