Afloat by Astrology Only

[Media] From The Onion, America's Finest News Source: How alt-weeklies stay in business ... or something:

(Bill Frost)

Why You Aren't Reading 'The Paper'

[Media] This Ted Rall strip ran in last week's City Weekly, but it's too perfect to resist a rerun (plus, ironically, it didn't print all that clearly; click for full size):

(Bill Frost)