Friday Letters Round-Up

• As a teacher, I must say that Latinos would do better in my classes if they'd stop being so ... well, Latino.
  
  
• I base my argument, of course, on the well-documented efficiency of Hooters Airline.
  
  
• It's shocking how a political outsider like Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr. could turn out to be such a … politician!
  
  
• Pioneer frock or strapless? The prom-gown battle rages on.
  
  
• We have been ground under the orthopedic heels of defiant grannies for far too long. It’s time to lock them up!
  
  
• Dear 20-somethings: You’re about to learn the lesson your great-grandparents did: You’re hopelessly outnumbered, suckahs!
  
  
• Also, whenever gas prices go up, my son and I think it’s fun to dump a few dozen barrels of crude into the Jordan River.
  

(Brandon Burt)